Rangkaian Kata-Kata Lucu Terbaik dalam Bahasa Inggris, Bikin Mood Lebih Baik

Kata-kata Lucu Terbaik dalam Bahasa Inggris

1. "Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up."

2. "Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done."

3. "People say you can't live without love, but i think oxygen is more important."

4. "If you're hotter than me, then that means i'm cooler than you."

5. "There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."

6. "Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die."

7. "I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones... that's why it's called a "cell" phone."

8. "Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile. But when you fart just one time..."

9. "Your secrets are safe with me... I wasn't even listening."

10. "I want to change my name on Facebook to 'Nobody', so when i see someone posting something stupid i can Like their post and it will say 'Nobody likes this'."

Kata-kata Lucu Terbaik dalam Bahasa Inggris

11. "If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?"

12. "Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation."

13. "The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't swear, doesn't get angry, doesn't exist."

14. "A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games."

15. "I don't think inside the box and i don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is."

16. "How come iPhone chargers are not called apple juice?"

17. "No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid."

18. "When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people."

19. "If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and i'll laugh at them."

20. "There's something missing in my life, i just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza."

Kata-kata Lucu Terbaik dalam Bahasa Inggris

21. "Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!"

22. "I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off."

23. "You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You don't know where something is? MOM!"

24. "It's so hot outside that I went to buy vegetables, and by the time i got home they turned into soup already."

25. "I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when i forget it, it always reminds me, 'your password is incorrect'."

26. "Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!"

27. "If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter."

28. "The road to success is always under construction."

29. "Last night i lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and i thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?"

30. "Life's biggest struggle: I need to pee, but I don't want to get out of bed."

Sumber Asli: Cool Funny Quotes
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Published 19 Agustus 2020